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John Holmes Realistic C*ck 12 Inch - Beige
Product #DJ0275-02

John Holmes Realistic C*ck 12 Inch - Beige

John Holmes Realistic C*ck 12 Inch - Beige Details:
Experience Boogie Nights every night! Sculpted from the most famous porn star of them all, John Holmes, this UR3 Realistic Cock captures the towering grandeur and awe aspiring girth of the one and only king of porn. This massive dong has all the features that made Holmes the most impressive and memorable porn star of his time. The sturdy suction cup base makes Holmes suitable for harness or solo play. When not in use, store the toy in the included silk pouch. It is made from non-phthalate body-safe material, which includes Doc's antibacterial Sil-A-Gel formula and is proudly made in America. White. Length: 12.70 Inches; Insertable Length: 9.50 Inches; Width: 2.30 Inches.

Measurements:12.70" long2.30" wide
Features:Phthalate Free,suction Cup,made In Usa,lock System Compatible

This is my favorite toy, and I have plenty. I'm hard just thinking about it. Even though it is very large, it goes in surprisingly easily and feels just right. I love shoving it in all the way up to the balls. It extends past my sygmoid colon and I can feel the tip by pressing my fingers against my abdomen. Ramming it in and out very fast to full depth is no problem because the head is subtle. I always cum too fast when I have this in because it is so nasty and feels so good. This one is great but in addition I would like to have another that is about the same dimensions but about 4" longer.
- Anonymous

The only way this could be any more real is if it had John Holmes attached to the end of it. The feeling it so realistic it makes it well worth the price. Definitely the best way to get yourself off. Damn, if all men were hung like this... My pussy swallows this cock. I can spend all night fucking this as I jiggle my clit into one orgasm after another. The best thing about this cock is there is no asshole talking to me afterwards bragging about how good he was. The only thing I have to worry about is walking normal when I go to work the next day.
- Bonnie

This is absolutely gorgeous. I love using the suction cup to place it on a full length mirror, kneeling in front of it, and sucking it until I climax. My fantasy is to eventually take all of it in my mouth. I get about 2/3 now, but I'll keep working on it.
- Peter

When ordering a realistic dong like this, you hear the width and think, "that can't be that big!" When this box arrived all I could think was, "that'll never fit up my ass!" However I was wrong! Break your ass in with a smaller dildo, and then lube up really well.... it will go in! After a while I got used to it and stuck it to the shower and just rammed away! Be careful, this is big!!! But well worth the money!! It was awesome!
- Anonymous

I talked with my husband about trying a dildo. he is about 61/2 inches, I said I want to try one a little bigger. He must of been a little hurt by that & he ordered John. One night we were fucking around he told me he bought me a dildo. he was going down on me & he was rubbing it on my pussy, I was getting so horney & wet. then he pushed the head in my pussy. It opened my pussy so wide I though my pussy was going to rip apart. He was working it in inch by inch I was almost crying. Then I felt myself getting hotter & hotter all of a sudden I started coming. I started asking for it hard deeper it hurt so good. The next day my cunt hurt so much I had to stay home from work. Since then I've gotten use to it. I have to say I love big cock & my husband loves to give it to me.
- Carol

Just want to update my last reviewed. My god this toy is the best, I just can't get enough. I use it every night, my husband loves to watch me fuck my self with it. He video taped me with it last night & showed it to me it made me so hot I used it as I watch myself. To all you girls if you want to try something big get this one but be ready for the fucking of your life.
- Carol

i love this so much that the last time i used it i got so in to it i squirted all over the place. it looked like i was pissing! i seen this in videos and never beleived it!
- kc

I'm 24 years old & in love with my dildo. My husband thinks I'm crazy because all I do is want to fuck this thing. I've always been horny but now I can't stop. I fuck John for hour at a time until I destroy my cunt. Last night I stuck the suction cut to the chair held on to the back of the chair & fucked my brains out. My husband had to help me off the chair because my legs got so weak. He laid me face down on the floor took that dildo & ramed it into my cunt to the balls. Then he fucked me in the ass. Then he kept raming the dildo in my cunt. When he was done & I got up I had rug burn on my tits. In the morning he told me if this keeps up he would need help. The thought of it just got me hot. I hope he gets alot of help.
- Carol

I bought this for my wife so she can finally get fucked by a big cock. The whole time we have been married I knew she needed something I couldn't give her. Now we use John all the time. Jen just lies back and I give her the best fucking any woman would want, in her pussy or up her ass she is quite willing and eager. This dong has the shape and feel of a real cock and the size woman want. Sometimes she gets DP with me in her ass and John up her cunt. The suction cup also allows us to fuck solo as I often ass fuck myself while she gets me off. Thanks, great product.
- Tony

Last night I thought my husband broke my pussy. He said he wanted to try some thing kinky so I said ok. He tied me to the bed face down with two pillows under my hips making my pussy aim up then he lube me up & took John & ramed him balls deep in one shot I though my eyes were going to pop out of my head. He was fucking me so good & hard I never saw his 5 friends come in. Well that dildo never stop fucking me that night from 9 to 6. They were just taking turns to see who could make me cum the most & the hardest. I gave each of them a bj at the end. after they had gone my husband untied me & rolled me off the pillow on to my back. My whole body was still shaking & my pussy was on fire. I would have been mad if I didn't like it so much , I told my husband his friends could come over any time.
- Carol

AWESOME.. worth every penny.. guaranteed to get you off.. John is an awesome dong..
- Randy R.

My wife says she would rather have me in her but will not admit that she likes a good cock in her when she wants to get fucked. I've used the 8" Cyberskin Dream Dick and the 8" Cyberskin Perfect Pecker and she has cum with regularity. I let my wife go a over 3 weeks without a good fucking and it just so happened that she was at her most fertile time of month. I put a great deal of lube on John Holmes and began to touch and kiss various parts of her body and got her good and wet then slid that huge mass in her cunt and after the initial shock of the size she began to grind as if she was on a monthly prison conjugal visit. It is well worth the money but be careful it is HUGE. The shaff is as wide as my wife's wrist and someone can get hurt.
- Anonymous

My wife was really does not like this but i love to watch her and she uses it for me. I like John to be stuck to a wall and her back up to it while i'm licking her and she is blowing me. From that position i have the view that turns me on. I love it
- Horndog

I am really into oral with big dildos. I was super excited to feel the weight of John's cock. The feel of the Holmes classic as it slipped between my lips was incredible. It stretches my throat to the max as I inhale it to the point that my oxygen is nearly cut off. I haven't been able to deep throat it all the way yet, but I am trying.
- Oral

My husband and I wanted to try something different, so I suggested this big dildo. When it arrived, I thought that I had made a mistake. I tried it out "solo" while hubby was at work. It is so big!!! I lubed it up good, laid on my back and slowly worked it in. It felt so FUCKING good that before I knew it I had the whole thing inside of me. My pussy really suprised me. That evening we made love like you would not believe. Thank you so very much.
- Joan

My girlfriend will never admit it, but she loves this thing. I am 8 inches and 7 inches thick, but she has a BIG PUSSY and deep. She takes all of this after I get mine off. After we cum together, I rest and start fuckin her with John. She really enjoys feeling something different than me, and I'm all about pleasing my woman. Be a real man, and get her this to fulfill her fantasy of taking HUGH cock! It will turn you on to see her cum with a force so strong, then your girl will suck you better than ever while she take Big JOHN. Highly recommended!!
- Anonymous

This product is just wonderful. It looks so realistic and the sight alone is a major turn-on. My husband suggested and I picked out this fellow. I didn't anticipate the size of it and at first was very reluctant, but we tried it anyway. WOW!!!! I kept pushing down on it during oral sex until the whole thing was inside of me. It felt so real and warms up nicely. It is big, but with patience any woman will really enjoy this. It drives me crazy when I get it in all the way with the balls rubbing against me. I love it!
- Val

ooooooooh my god, it doesn't matter if your male or female. This dildo is IT!!!! I stick it to the wall, on the floor, even to my mirror. so I can watch myself fuck myself. I can't remember cumming harder. prefect size length everything great
- Todd

I'm 5' tall & 97 pounds my boy friend got me this toy because when we have sex I always scream harder deeper. He's about 6 inches big differnce you think. We started to fuck around & he was fucking good & hard I started to scream fuck me deeper & he pulled out took that dildo & started to fuck me with it. My pussy was going crazy he had about half of it in me he started to say you want it deep ok. Oh my god it was so big I started cuming & cuming & cuming I was screaming for him not to stop when the balls hit my pussy he started to grind them into me it was so good I gushed as he fucked it in & out of my cunt & I was squirting juice all over the bed it was the best fuck of my life. Then he shoved his dick in my ass with that dildo in my cunt it was wild. Then his roomate came home & heard me screaming to fuck my ass the next thing I knew I had his cock in my mouth I drank his cum as my boy friend came in my ass. Now with this dildo I never scream deeper just harder.
- Jen

ive had this toy for about a year now i love fucking this thing like a fucking wild animal i ramm it into my ass till the balls almost go in to but they wont ill keep trying ha ha . i fuck this so hard i cummmmm all over myself when im taking it deep and hard this is one great fuck u must buy this i cant say anymore than this im a sraight male with my wife but if i would go to the other side he better have a john holmes size dick for me to get off
- sir lickalott

I'm only 18 but as experienced with big cocks as the next. By far this is the most realistic big dildo you could ever buy. My boyfriend and I are always trying something new. He is not very big - only 5 1/2 inches but always makes me satisfied. We always use dildos to finish me off with, but this one is the best. My pussy gets so wet in anticipation that this thing goes in with no trouble at all. The only way to experience something like this is to have your partner fuck you and lick your clit at the same time - the orgasms are incredible. This dildo lets me love the one i'm with and still get the best fuck available.
- cathy

When I first took this out of the box I was in amazement! I got a huge hard on holding this massive, real looking/feeling cock. I thought it might be too big, but when I slid it into my ass, inch by inch, i couldn't help but cum almost immediately. Im not even gay, but if I ever came across a guy with a cock like this one, I would do anything I could to have him fuck me...this cock is amazing!
- jack

OK - we graduated from "the Natural" to John. Needed something just a bit thicker and boy this did the trick. The 8in girth is mind-blowing. It's really nice to push this monster into her pussy while I fuck her in the ass. She wanted to try it in my ass and after being stretched out with "the Natural" it was no problem at all - she was shocked to see me take it deeper than she could in her pussy! Get this if you like big insertions - the realistic "skin" feels great slightly warmed. Now, time to try the "World's Largest Jelly Vibrator" - we'll let you know how that goes ...

Just bought this HUGE PLEASURE TOOL!!! Was worth every penny! Took me a time to get it all in my ass but DAMN It became my favorite toy the moment it slid into my ass.
- Todd

As I'm a very experienced gay male bottom, used to taking big cocks and fists up my anus, I had little trouble taking the whole thing up my ass. People who haven't had a lot of big sex toys anally should try something smaller. This one does feel great though.
- David Wallace

I bought this item for my wife who enjoys big cocks. She loves for me to put her on her knees and pound her from behind. She will actually ride it harder than what I'm doing at the time. Her back will arch and this toy will disapper deep inside of her and she will squirt all over the place that it will run down her legs and puddle up on the bed or floor. She is an extreme squirter and the deeper I push it in the more she will squirt and I love doing this to her and for her. I can't wait until i put this up her ass I know she will love it there too.
- Anonymous

This is a great product I did not have any problem getting it to suction to anything and hold. The best one I have ever purchased and will replace it soon. Only draw back was in the balls area lost a chunk of rubber.
- lainer

Wow! This thing is massive. For some reason or another, I had to replace "Kong" my wife's first dong, which she truly enjoyed. I couldn't see myself replacing it with an inferior dong. So I got her John. I was envious of the length and girth and was turned on by the thought of my wife being banged by this monster. During our mext session I revealed to her, her new partner. She said she didn't want that thing inside of her because she couldn't even close one of her hands completely around the shaft. I did manage to talk her into trying John while I licked her. Well, we tried 3 or 4 sessions and she managed to only work 3/4 of the tip (head) inside of her. She is tight but came exceptionally hard with the little bit of John that she managed to take inside. She asked me to get something a bit smaller so we went with Jeff Stryker, which she enjoys very much. If we could have managed to get her pussy to "snap" past the head, I think taking more of John inside of her would have blown her mind!! I wouldn't necessarily recommend this for the novice. P.S. We're not giving up and will try John one day after a warm-up session with Jeff...
- Me


I am a normal housewife with a very large vagina. My husband has fist-fucked me on a number of occasions and I really liked that. Something personal and intimate about this. We bought this toy and gave it a try and it drove me CRAZY with passion. The length and the diameter realy filled me up and I just loved it. I would pay ten times the ammount for the pleasure that we have both achieved from this. This is an exceptionally well made product and I would refer this to every married couple who would like to put some "SPICE" into their love life. Strange at it may sound, after using this huge toy, my husband enters me with his 6" penis and this makes me cum and cum. After that BIG thing, I am just so turned-on. It is not so much the size of the penis, but who you are with. However I do LOVE the size of this and it just makes me hot thinking about it. It feels great and fits nicely and prolongs our love-making. I couldn't be happier.
- Fist Fucked

i'm a 18 y.o. college student away from home and my very well-hung boy friend. On nights i get lonely, I call him and we "phone" while I use this dildo on me. OMGGG ... its a lil bigger then he is...but close enough so my MULTIPLE orgasms shreek in his ear. I get so wet and sloppy with "big John" that i put the phone down there so he can hear my "sex noises". I love it when its totally in me. I get filled and stretched like never before. I miss sex with my boyfriend, but "big John" is a great substitute. Girls... if your man falls "short" of expectations.. get this toy. You'll LOVE IT.
- Hannah

I told my wife that I bought John and it is being delivered April 13 and she called my work three times telling me how she wanted me. That same night she told me that she was tired and wanted to go to bed two hour early. So, I went in the room to go to sleep and she told me not to shut the light off and to get to bed. She opened the box pulled it out and said OMG. She then lubed it and had me fuck her with it and I got ĺ in. Today the first thing she says to me is that she was tense and that is why it did not go in all the way. One night, and she canít take her mind off it. WOW!
- Omahavic

I have had several lifelike dildo's over the years, gradually working my way up in sheer size and thickness. If you like the feeling of being impaled on a huge cock this one will be hard to beat. Before purchasing big John I have enjoyed using "Brad Stone", also a huge cock, which is every bit as big as John at the base as it nears the balls, but smaller and not as thick toward the tip, enabling one to have a bit of an easier time on insertion. When I recieved big John in new "uro 3", saw how big it was and felt the texture of its skin I could hardly believe how real it felt. If one were in a dark room while another was using it on them I think they would be hard pressed to tell the difference from a real cock, and the way it feels going in is absolutely beyond description!! It is probably an inch longer than Brad Stone and very thick all the way from its tip to the balls. I usually take it into the bathroom and place it toward the very edge of a large flat sink area using its suction cup base, which incidentally worked fine for me and stays where its put standing straight up. Here I am directly in front of a large mirror where I can watch everything in detail as well as be close to a "clean up". If I have not "played" in awhile, I will have two or three lifelike dildo's for a session, the first one being Jeff Stryker being "much" smaller. After my ass is relaxed enough I will then go to Brad, and then to John for the ultimate fuck.
- Anonymous

This is the best cock I've ever had! The only way to make it better is to make a "squirting" version - OMG!!! It's huge, but I LOVE IT - feels almost like a real COCK!! Thick, hard and LONG - but oh so squeeze-able. I love sucking on it - I stick it to the wall of the shower and kneel before it, taking it into my mouth....stroking it....sucking it...mmmnnnnngggghhh!!!! And then......in my ASS! Oh, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, IT'S GOOOOOOOOOD!!!
- Anonymous

This thing is HUGE! once I got over the concern of mixing blood and feces I started having a BLAST. A little Visine on the head of this baby instantly closes off any ruptured blood vessles. Dont worry about rodent/rectal compatability...get the "HOLMES" and some tetrahydrozaline and WORK that rectum wrecker!
- Nigyu Larity

This cock is incredible, it is a slow, agonizing slide down its length but is well worth the ride. The suction works fine, I love to mount it to the floor and ride it to the most intense orgasms I have ever felt. After I cum I cannot let it go and have to keep pounding my ass on this monster. Pure anal pleasure.
- Paul

we have the jeff stryker ur3 and the wife can't get enough of it, but she wanted to try something larger. I ordered john and it arrived today. she thinks it might be a little too big, but we are going to give it a try tonite and let you know how it went. p.s this thing makes the stryker look tiny.
- curt

- Wide asshole now!

I can't say enough about this sex toy. It is long and wide and the smoothness of the skin is great, also the firmness is just right. I have a few other toys and some are more rigid and not quite as "ooh, so delicious". Right now it is still too big for my girl friend's pussy, but I use it about once a week when she's not around and soon we are going to look for a strap on that can accomodate its size. The silk stocking it comes with is great for storage. One time I was so worked up that I was pounding myself with it, going the full length of the cock deep in my ass and pulling all the way out and I was yelling to myself "don't stop, please don't stop!" until I came with a roar that I swear the neighbors heard. excellent value for the price.
- jimmy

My husband and I bought this toy and decided to experiment with it while taking a shower together. This thing is really big, which excited me and it slipped in very nicely. We mounted it on the edge of the tub and while my husband sucked and played with my boobs I fucked myself silly. Ladies, just try this. Just mount it on the edge of the tub with the suction cup, have your man pay special attention and FUCK your brains out. It will fit and I have told my girlfriends about this and they are buying your product too. It is a wonderful stretch and it feels so real. I am BIG in that department and my loving husband understands and wants' to keep me happy. We have just recently tried fisting, and I just ADORE this. Warm up first with this big dildo and when the fisting begins you will be in heaven. This big dildo feels wonderful and is well crafted and most realistic. It warms up nicely and it just SLIDES in with pleasure. It takes lubrication very well and becomes very slippery which is fun too. I most HIGHLY reccomend this to any married or single woman. Sometimes a womans pussy needs something extra. This does the trick.
- Shelly

The soft rubber was indeed a treat, however not only does the suction cup not hold to anything, it detatches. Once the suction cup separates itself from the dildo, the dildo's interior fill is exposed and starts spliting and breaking apart in chunks. At that point, it is not safe to use. The dildo started separating after six months of using it 1-2 times a month. After another two to three months, I had to throw it away. It didnt even last a year. Another thing, even after the dildo was cleaned and dried, it still seemed to keep a residue of grease on it that became more greasy over time. It was like the dildo was purging from the inside. The manufacturer suggested putting powder on it after cleaning.
- Kenn

I am a very bi curious male. I have tried several other large dildos, including Rambone (great size, probably perfect length, but FAR TOO HARD - virtually impossible to lube), the Natural (a truly great dildo), and the emperor (my favorite till now). But John Holmes is ALMOST perfect. The material FEELS just FANTASTIC, the diameter is just great and to be honest, my ass aches to be filled by this dong. I just wish this thing was 2 - 3 inches LONGER. And if only it could SHOOT!!!!! This toy has changed me from being bi-curious to Gay OBCESSED!!
- Macc

after buying my wife the jeff stryker vibrator, which she enjoyed ,it was time to move on and up to the big time . needless to say she loves this cock . i would highly recomend this one . but take your time it is HUGE.
- Anonymous

OUTSTANDING!! My wife has recently turned into a self proclaimed Size Queen. She can't help but squeel when this is about half way in her snatch. Personally, I have always loved what a stuffed and strectched snatch looks like. Perfect rigitity and thickness.

WOW this is huge!!! I did not tell my wife about this toy ,she thought I was going to use one of our smaller toys,start slow with this toy,use lots of lube. she took 6 inches the first time and is still loose four days after. what a great wife. this may not be for every woman
- Karen

This is huge. when I first saw this I said thats TOO BIG!!! but I was teased buy the size rubbing on my pussy for about 5 min and then I knew I had to try it. I grabbed it and started pushing it in . and stroked my self slowly. it felt great, I only had 5inches in me but have found my new best toy. this is a challenge and I want more [I want all of it really!!!] but this will take time
- Karen

this toy is great but is BIG it makes the natural look small. like most I didn't think it would fit,but take your time, it could take you weeks but will be well worth it, just don't give up. or say no way.you will do it but you will need lots of lube and be very horny.
- liyda

Wow...what can I say! I'm an 18 year old college girl who misses her boyfriend - who's about 7" long. I've never had a big cock - he's my first boyfriend that I've slept with, but have wondered what it would be like. Now I know....when I first sat on it I thouight it was going to tear me in half and I only managed to take less than half of it.....but last night I took it to the balls ! It was amazing....it felt like it was in my chest it was that deep! Now I love sex with my boyfriend.....but if i find a guy hung like this I may trade him in !!!!
- Emma

Well this is a big toy is not for the beginner. However for us who love size it is the best dildo I have ever had. The skin feels so real and the girth is great. The suction is good however the weight will pull it off after a minute but will hold till insertion. Would buy another if I ever lose this one.
- jas

YEEEEHAAA!!! I surprised the girlfriend with this last night, and I'm still soaking wet this morning. After using the vibrating Kong Dong on her, I slid this thing in with no problem. She took all but 2 inches while lying on her back. When I turned her over, she was able to take all but the last half inch. She was shrieking with delight as I fucked her harder with this magnificent cock. Fellas, if you love the lod lady, put your ego aside and give her the fucking she deserves. This was our first experience with a UR3 toy, and I know it wont be our last. Thank you for such a wonderful product.
- Happy guy

I am very grateful to my sister after a divorce from my husband i went to stay with her and my brother inlaw.One night while she was at work me and my brother inlaw were talking about sex,when he told me my sister wanted him to make love to me.Well i said yes,we went to his room and he showed me there collection of dildos which i have never used before.He turned out the lights and proceeded to eat my pussy,and boy did it feel good,well all of a sudden i felt a large cock at my pussy opening,after a little persuasion and alot of lube it finally went in.And my god was it big well after about 10 minutes he worked it all the way in,well i have to say i  i came about 4 times in a matter of minutes.When he finally came in my mouth we turned on the lights and he showed the dildo and i couldn'nt believe this thing fit in my pussy.He told me this was a replica of john holmes penis,and he and my sister got it here and i am glad they did!Very shortly i will be buying alot of products from your web site,thank you folks so much for selling quality products.
- yoslin

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