Pasta Boobs Pasta Boobs. Our delightful penis- shaped pasta makes for great dinner conversation while our Pasta Boobs are round, firm yet supple, and pleasing to the palate. Both are made from 100% Durum Wheat Semolina for a great pasta taste. Pasta Boobs includes a recipe for Pert Pasta Boobs Tossed with Creamy Herb Sauce. Penis Pasta Includes a recipe for Big Balls with Steamy Sauce. Each sold separately. Warning: Penis Pasta increases in size when cooked; and if you like firm breasts, light cooking is best.