Gift Bag HereS Your Fucking Gift Bag Tell your gift recipient how special they are with coffee rings! This 4in x 8in x 10in gift bag is glossy and printed to resemble crinkled, coffee-stained paper with a poem. The poem reads thusly: Times Are Hard Times Are Tuff Here's Your Fucking Birthday Stuff. Attached to the nylon string handle is a matching blank card. Although it's guaranteed to hurt your mother's feelings, your friends will think it is hilarious!