Sexy Holiday Gift Guides
Here ye, here ye. I now present my first annual Sexy Gift Ideas for your Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Spouse, Lovers or Best Friends. Special Note: Hold off on giving these yummy items to Co-Worker Gift bags or the Mailman. As far as sending sexy gifts for your family members, that’s between you and Freud. These toys and poles are also great divorce or wedding shower or "just because" gifts.
POLE DANCING GIFT IDEAS
Your loved one has recently taken up pole dancing? Who hasn’t! I think that I saw my grandma on her way to a class. We are at such a weird place in our cultural history where we are over-sexualized but still sadly undersexed. Our pitiful puritanical ethics are coming home to roost.
Many women -- and even some men -- are taking up pole dancing as a means of fitness and to express their sexuality. And yes, I've got my pole. It's just not installed yet. Whether combined with other erotic dance arts like go-go, burlesque or striptease or just for a good robust workout, pole dancing is here to stay. Real Housewives of New Jersey fans knew that when we saw naked crone bootys on the pole last season.
Maybe you want to be ready for the World Pole Dancing Championships or perhaps you just want a new and exciting way to show your lover your chocha. At any rate, here are the Top 5 Lifestyle Passionista - approved pole dancing related sexy gift ideas for the holidays or any time for your fantasy and erotic role playing amusement.
1) Art of Pole Dancing Book: A Spin by Spin Guide, $14.78
The geek in me wants to read and get some background on anything new, even and especially any freaky exploits. This book gives a detailed pole dancing how to of moves called The Hand Spin, The Strut and the super corny Teasy Does It. If you’re rhythmically challenged the basic line drawings should be helpful.
2) Private Dancer Pole Kit in Pink or Silver, $117.58
A full, fun kit to flex your inner dancing whore in pink or silver. What’s in the box: A stiff metal pole plus a black feather boa, of course, along with a black lace garter, instructional DVD and fake cash. Fake cash!? Hell, it’s a recession. Bring on the Benjamins.
3) Hustler Stripper Pole, $191.00
Hustler has made a name for itself for bringing the skank. Here they upper the stripper cum fitness pole game by issuing the gold standard. No really, this pole is gold. Nice -- should be a better match for your decor. I love it! Furniture that you definitely won't find at Ikea or Ethan Allen.
4) Peekaboo 360 Spinning Pole Kit, $165.00
Egads! Pole dancing is difficult enough for us mere mortals but now there are poles that spin? The Peekaboo pole moves for itself. Advanced pole dancers only need apply. Take your stripalicious-ness to a hot new level. Band aids for boo boos not included.
5) The Carmen Electra Pole Dancing Kit,$165.00
Carmen Electra plus stripper pole? This is pretty much self explanatory, isn't it?